It tasted like pure sin. Contrary to popular belief, there is such a thing as pure sin; that is, sin completely undiluted, in its truest form. Very few mortals fall for pure sin; in fact, only megalomaniac villains of the sort found in comic books are attracted to it. Ordinary mortals needed… sugar, spices, warmth, and a friendly salesman, if they were going to buy sin.


This is *clearly* how chocolate was invented. I just...yes. This. Wonderful!